The Long And Shorts Of It

9 Apr

Where would I wear this?

That’s often the first question we ask ourselves as we twirl in front of the dressing room mirror, tempted by the item we’re trying on.

I threw that question out the window last fall when I clicked buy on these Karl Lagerfeld leather shorts.

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I justified them by telling myself that refreshing my wardrobe with a separate (on sale, no less!) was more cost effective than buying multiple dresses for the holiday party season. But it turns out they were an even better investment than I had anticipated.

With the leather trend still in full gear and spring weather fluctuating between balmy and blustery, I wear these bad boys at least once a week, and for a wide array of occasions.

Here are ideas for wearing your new leather shorts this spring, and well into summer.

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Weekend: Dress these bad boys down with a Kenzo-esque sweatshirt tee from Zara and Stuart Weitzman’s flat gladiator sandals. An iconic Proenza Schouler PS1 Pouchette in neon red gives this black and white ensemble a pop of color, while Joomi Lim’s crystal spike bracelet adds rock star polish.

Work: An animal print coat from keeps you toasty during chilly commute times while a pastel lasercut blouse softens the look. A 3.1 Philip Lim Pashli bag packs lunch and your iPad with style with space left over for these cap toe pumps if you’ve got a long walk ahead of you.

Happy Hour: An embellished long-sleeve top keeps things work-friendly while fierce mirror metallic pumps and a killer clutch take you from the office to cocktail hour.

Date night: Drape this powder blue blazer across your shoulders to allow a barely-there sequined cami to flirt. Sexy, yet demure, single sole strappy sandals lengthen your legs, while a neon minaudiere adds juicy — and unexpected — pop.

(Jury) Duty Bound

27 Mar

Jury Duty. Ugh.

That about sums up my feelings upon receiving a summons to do my civic duty.

But when to came time to report this week, I tried to stay positive by viewing it as an opportunity to explore the Frank-Lloyd-Wright-designed Marin County Civic Center.

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With its soaring gilded spire and distinctive blue roof, this National Historic Landmark was the famous architect’s final commission.

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The administrative and sherriff’s offices are housed in a two-story gallery with an arched glass roof with many rooms (including the jury waiting room) offering access to outdoor balconies with stunning views of Mt. Tamalpais.

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Trees planted in the lower floor median stretch upwards towards the glass, which is book-ended with a gold mid-century motif.

ImageThe entire building seems to swoop and curve as beige, blue, and could-it-be-International-Orange? color scheme plays throughout.

ImageThe courtroom floor offers floor-to-ceiling windows, plenty of seating, and lots of paneled wood. Which came in handy when we were asked to wait outside while the lawyers worked a plea bargain. (Phew!)

Overall, leaving was still the best part of my time at Marin County Civic Center. But I couldn’t help but be grateful to Mr. Wright for making the time I spent in legal limbo so much more pleasant.

From Racked To Reality

20 Mar

My friend Danielle emailed me this Racked piece with a one-liner attached: “OMG YOU NEED THIS OUTFIT!”

Yes. Yes, I definitely do.

What I do not need, however, is to spend $1620 replicating it down to the Manolos.

Fortunately, I possess an enthusiasm bordering on bloodlust for bargain hunting and well-executed fast fashion. So I managed to copy the outfit almost exactly for under $300. Here’s how I did it:

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Lime Green Sweater: Asos, Metallic Leather Skirt: Asos, Shoes: BCBGeneration

A quick note on tailoring: Midi skirts aren’t for everyone. In fact, I’m not even sure I’ll love this length forever (although I do love the work-friendliness of a midi). Fortunately, I know a good tailor who will hem my leather skirt into a rockin’ mini for about $40. Problem solved.

Size Matters

15 Mar

ImageH&M is in the news again. And this time, it’s not because of a new designer capsule collection. The Swedish retailer recently introduced a controversial size 12 mannequin (shown above) to represent the average American dress size, a size 12.

While the move is being lauded by many as a move in the right direction, I’m not so sure.

My initial reaction when I saw Ms. Size 12 was the same as it is to mannequins made to fit a size zero. Which is to say, Who effing looks like that?

Both these ladies look like they’re spending more time at Barre Method than they do chasing after small children or clicking away at a keyboard all day.

The implicit message here is supposedly that beauty comes in every size. But we all learned how averages work in math class, which means that most women in this country are not a size 12. The majority either fit into sizes slightly above or below 12. To me, the message doesn’t feel authentic unless you also represent the size 8 who owns her pear shape, the size 16 with the bangin’ hourglass, or — dare I even mention her? — the flat-as-a board size 0.

Which brings me to my next point. When did the thinner mannequin on the left become something that’s okay to slam? I’m a size 2, and if I had a dollar for every time someone made a snide comment about my weight, I’d be a millionaire. No one would dare bring up my weight if I was a bigger girl. I suppose the fact that I can rock a string bikini is supposed to make me immune to those hurtful comments?

It doesn’t.

The bottom line is that discussing women in terms of their size — whether it’s a size zero or a size 20 — only further objectifies us. And buying into this flawed notion of “average” only marginalizes most women because it cements body size as a key characteristic by which we should judge our sisters.

If retailers really want to give us something to celebrate, they should represent all different body shapes and sizes, not just two sizes in what’s essentially the same hard-to-attain shape.

Until then, I’m not impressed.

Crazy Pants

8 Mar

Jeans are great, but after years of wearing them everywhere from five star restaurants to the dog park, I’m more than ready for the pants trend. And this spring, it’s all about the prints.

Whether worn with a half-tucked tuxedo shirt or a sweatshirt and hi tops, these printed stunners have me swooning.

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From upper left: Clover Canyon Paisley Road Pant, Tibi Starfish Pleated Pants, Asos Africa Pants In Printed Floral. From lower left: Whistles Orchid Print Pants, Clover Canyon Flower Tracers Pant, Asos Pants In Digital Animal Print

Go Tuck Yourself

5 Mar

Our recent move has my purse strings tied in knots. Which is fine because, really, I have enough clothes.

But what to do when last season’s floral blouse feels wilted?

Trade it for someone else’s still-fabulous former favorite on Bib + Tuck.

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Te idea behind new website is RealReal-Meets-Pintrest-Meets-your roomate’s closet. List (aka “Bib”) your unwanted fabulousness on your own page and earn bucks to put towards items from other girls’ closets. Each buck equals one dollar, and you set your own price when you list your own item, ensuring you’re compensated based on what you feel it’s worth.

Enticed by the concept, I joined and am totally hooked. So far, I’ve bibbed one item: a beautiful boho dress sitting sadly in my closet, worn only once. But I’m biding my bucks until I find the right item to cash in on. Right now, there’s a pair of off-white Jeffrey Campbell booties calling my name. Also tempting: a totally on-trend pair of printed palazzo pants.

My one criticism: not enough selection. They need more users willing to sell more items. The best selections tend to get tucked (ie bought) in seconds by people who lurk around constantly refreshing their browsers.

Ah, to have that kind of time…

The White Stuff

20 Feb

After a week of unseasonably warm temperatures, it’s back to winter here in SF.

Boo hiss.

One way to make this cold snap feel a little more like spring: winter white.

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Reed Krakoff, f/w ’13

Designers are once again shirking Mom’s advice never to wear white after labor day and marching models swathed in cream down the runways. The real-life trick to pulling it off: vary your textures and your whites.

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The Row f/w 2013

While pairing varying shades of cream and bright white might sound counterintuitive, it’s a big reason why the head-to-toe white looks we’re seeing work.

Ditto to contrasting chunky knits and flowy fabrics, structured denim with sheers.

Throw it off with a great pair of black statement sandals or a black statement bag, and you’re good to go.

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